Welcome to Head-Neckpur

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This is a story about a small village called Headneckpur. It was 1st August 2008, the Sarpanch B.D. Chaurasia calls for the panchayat at the Bregma. Among many people, a typical bharatiya nari named Orbicularis Oculi was sitting with her sister Orbicularis Oris. They were there because the local gunda Trapezius used to tease Orbiculasis Oris on the way to her college at Inion. A fat neta Buccinator was also there with his supporters Frontalis, Mentalis, Platysma and others for the election campaign. Four brothers named Masseter, Lateral Pterygoid, Medial Pterygoid and Temporalis were having dispute over their father’s property of Mandibular nerve.
Temporalis, a strong dude with attractive persona and good nature loves the most beautiful girl of the village, Splenius capitis. She also loves him deeply.
Here comes the entry of second hero and he is none other than Sternodeidomastoid, the most charming guy of Headneckpur and son of a very rich and royal mastoid family. He had a huge crush on Splenius Capitis. So, after anterior and posterior triangle, there’s a love triangle in Headneckpur.
Sternocleidomastoid with his dad Mastoid process and mom Mastoid foramen visited Splenius’ home and asked her father for the rishta. Soon marriage date was also announced.
One day Sternocleidomastoid with his friends Great auricular and Suprascapular was going over the famous bridge – Zygomatic arch for hanging out. They just got shocked after seeing the couple Temporalis and Splenius Capitis at the Pterion (The lover point of Headneckpur).
One thing I forgot to tell you that Temporalis & Sternocleidomastoid were childhood friend, rather embryohood friends.
Now, the marriage night had arrived. Everything about the night was just great. The venue was the best banquet hall, the Lambda. There was no DJ but it was TMJ which rocked the party. There was no cold drink or shahi paneer or rosogulla, but there were arteries like middle meningeal, internal carotid, superior thyroid and others supplying the most delicious blood ever. Among the dholwalas were emissary veins. Many guests were present even from far villages like Upper Limb and Lower Limb. Temporalis was also invited. He was looking very upset and was not masticating this time. The auspicious moment had now arrived. The couple was on stage sternocleidomastoid had the mike and here he goes-
Sternocleidomastoid: On this great occasion I would like to ask my embryohood friend Temporalis to come on stage and give good wishes to his wife Splenius Capitis. (Everybody was just shocked by his statement)
Temporalis: Excuse me my friend, u are mistaken.
Sternocleidomastoid: I was mistaken before but now I know I am doing the right thing. Listen friend, friendship is on one side & love is on the other, you are my friend and she is your love. Then how come I came in between. She was not my true love, it was just …. Just attraction or u can say crush. It was your true love. Today I had to sacrifice either friendship or love and I sacrificed love (sorry, crush) because I know our true friendship is far better than this love.
Sternocleidomastoid (Continues): So by doing this I think our friendship will remain alive forever and so will your love. She was yours and will be yours forever. I was … like … just a side actor. Aur haan mujhe to Headneckpur ki koi bhi ladki mil jayegi.
Temporalis & Splenius Capitus got married and had four children Sternohyoid, Omohyoid, Sternothyroid and Thyrohyoid.
A very sweet and happy ending.