Friday, January 22, 2010

parlog aaf hadi magjeen:

waat do yu except fraam a haal magjeen??

hadi haj perduced olny 3 magjeens till nau... butt waat we hab naat in terms aaf kwantity, we butt hab giben d campus d best kwaLITy-- aal d magjeens were earthquaking* (he means groundbreaking-Ed)

we except to continoo dis richual of our rich legacy to enrich d rich and d phoohar widin our riich wid d richest balues widout any discriminason of richness.

our main end-a-waar haj been to give 100%, pure, jenuine, original plagiarism dat wood forse yu to thing wid both yaar hemispares.

in d newest edison aaf d Hadi magjeen, yu wood find d mirthphul tragedees and melan-colic jokes dat populate our wurled.

the tragedie
amang Qutub minaring* (=towering- ed) dielemmas hurdleing in our way, d ed-bored is phast loojing its capacity to thing.

here ij the prablem --d administrason believes dat d magjeen funds wood be better utilijed in bilding inphrastructure. since they are naat in any mood to improve our reading room, aal exceptations are dat d money wood be used in bilding a phew more GATES!

cuming back to d magjeen.....as i waaj saying, the administrason things that the magjeen sud cum out wid the least monetary input. an ecxellent suggestion waaj to publis d magjeen as a estapled photucopy. 1 of our ed-bored members improved on dis idea- y naat distriboot written caapies aaf d magjeen??

phinally-- the Bored-Ed members decided that the decison lies wid the Haadiites. waat do you waant???

a good quality mag. that u can proudly show2ur fellow frndz@home

OR

just another bundle of binded rough plain papers.


remember guys-- this magazine is for you. and you are the ones who have paid for it- not the VC, not the provost.


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